1 00:00:03,471 --> 00:00:05,339 CHEERS IS FILMED BEFORE A LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE 2 00:00:06,807 --> 00:00:07,808 HERE'S YOUR MAIL. 3 00:00:07,808 --> 00:00:09,910 OH, THANKS. 4 00:00:09,910 --> 00:00:11,645 I'M AFRAID THEY'RE ALL BILLS. 5 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:15,849 I'LL GIVE THEM TO BILL THE MOMENT HE COMES IN. 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:16,850 THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,987 OH, THANK YOU. 8 00:00:19,987 --> 00:00:24,458 HEY, HOLD ON THERE, SPORT. 9 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,259 YEAH? 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,694 AS YOU CAN SEE, 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:30,131 I'M WEARING THE COLORS MYSELF HERE. 12 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,532 AS A VETERAN POSTAL CARRIER, 13 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,902 I CAN ONLY SAY I'M BOTH SHOCKED AND DISMAYED. 14 00:00:34,902 --> 00:00:36,237 SIR? 15 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,406 DEPARTMENT POLICY REGARDING THE UNIFORM 16 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,973 STATES IN PART, AND I QUOTE, 17 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:42,210 "UNIFORM SHIRT SHALL BE BUTTONED UP TO, AND INCLUDING, 18 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:45,413 THE SECOND BUTTON FROM THE COLLAR OF SAID SHIRT." 19 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,815 YOU'RE LETTING US DOWN, SON. 20 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:50,384 I'M SORRY, SIR. 21 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:51,419 I DIDN'T MEAN ANY HARM. 22 00:00:51,419 --> 00:00:53,187 IT'S ALL RIGHT, SON. 23 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,188 I WAS GREEN ONCE, TOO. 24 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:55,789 YOU'LL MAKE IT. 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:58,926 THANK YOU, SIR. 26 00:00:58,926 --> 00:01:00,194 I'LL TRY TO DO BETTER. 27 00:01:00,194 --> 00:01:01,995 CARRY ON, SON. 28 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:04,064 HERE'S YOUR BEER, CLIFF. 29 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:07,135 "CLIFF"? SAY, UH... 30 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,803 YOU'RE NOT BY ANY CHANCE CLIFF CLAVIN? 31 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:14,308 SURE AM. YOU HEARD OF ME? 32 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:18,346 YOUR NAME IS A SYMBOL AROUND OUR BRANCH OFFICE. 33 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:21,081 IS THAT RIGHT? 34 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,219 YEAH. LIKE, JUST THE OTHER DAY, I MESSED UP, 35 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:26,520 AND MY SUPERVISOR TOLD ME 36 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,823 TO GET MY HEAD OUT OF MY CLAVIN. 37 00:01:41,469 --> 00:01:43,771 * MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY * 38 00:01:43,771 --> 00:01:46,940 * TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT * 39 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,410 * TAKIN' A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES * 40 00:01:49,410 --> 00:01:51,712 * SURE WOULD HELP A LOT * 41 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:55,883 * WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO GET AWAY? * 42 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,721 * SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO * 43 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:04,425 * WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 44 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:09,697 * AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAME * 45 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:13,401 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE YOU CAN SEE * 46 00:02:13,401 --> 00:02:15,869 * OUR TROUBLES ARE ALL THE SAME * 47 00:02:15,869 --> 00:02:21,209 * YOU WANNA BE WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 48 00:02:21,209 --> 00:02:23,644 * YOU WANNA GO WHERE PEOPLE KNOW * 49 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,347 * PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME * 50 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:30,618 * YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME * 51 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:51,405 DAMN. 52 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,707 WHAT'S WRONG? 53 00:02:53,707 --> 00:02:55,443 THAT WAS ANN MARIE'S TEACHER. 54 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:57,645 SHE SAID SHE'S GOING TO HAVE TO HOLD HER BACK. 55 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,681 OH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CARLA. 56 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,149 DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, CARLA. 57 00:03:02,149 --> 00:03:04,017 IT'S JUST AS BAD TO SKIP A GRADE. 58 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,953 YOU SKIPPED A GRADE? 59 00:03:05,953 --> 00:03:07,421 I SKIPPED FOUR. 60 00:03:07,421 --> 00:03:10,624 HIGH SCHOOL, I THINK THEY CALLED IT. 61 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,430 WELL, CARLA, I HOPE BEING HELD BACK 62 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,499 ISN'T GOING TO BE TOO TRAUMATIC FOR ANN MARIE. 63 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:20,734 NAH, SHE'S BEEN HELD BACK TWICE ALREADY. 64 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:24,872 IN HER CLASS PICTURE, SHE LOOKS LIKE SNOW WHITE. 65 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,975 HEY, COACH, SET ME UP WITH ANOTHER BEER, PLEASE. 66 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,610 WHERE'S NORMIE, CARLA? 67 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,279 I'VE GOT A GREAT STORY TO TELL HIM. 68 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,646 AIN'T MY JOB TO KEEP TABS 69 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,249 ON THE WALKING BEER KEG. 70 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:37,351 BESIDES, WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID STORY? 71 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,953 YEAH, THANK YOU, CARLA. 72 00:03:39,953 --> 00:03:42,456 COACH, IF YOU SERVE THE BEER ANY SLOWER, 73 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,191 IT'S GONNA BE VINEGAR BEFORE I QUAFF IT. 74 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,893 DIDN'T I TELL YOU, CLIFF? 75 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,128 I'M ON THE VERGE OF SETTING A NEW MONTHLY RECORD 76 00:03:48,128 --> 00:03:49,497 FOR FEWEST GLASSES BROKEN. 77 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,832 THAT'S GOOD. HOW CLOSE ARE YOU? 78 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,701 I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT TO MIDNIGHT 79 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,603 WITHOUT BREAKING SEVEN GLASSES. 80 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:58,306 [GLASS DOESN'T BREAK] 81 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:00,941 OH, HOLY QUIXOTE, COACH, 82 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:03,143 THERE MUST BE AT LEAST FOUR INCHES OF FEATHERS DOWN THERE. 83 00:04:03,143 --> 00:04:04,545 SIX INCHES, CLIFFO. 84 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:05,679 YOU CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL 85 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:07,548 WHEN YOU'RE GOING FOR A RECORD. 86 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,217 COACH, NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU WORKING WITH A NET. 87 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:12,686 AND YOU NEVER WILL. 88 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,722 HI, HONEY. 89 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:19,393 SO THE CAMEL SAYS, 90 00:04:19,393 --> 00:04:22,696 UH-UH, PAL, YOU GET YOUR OWN DATE. 91 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,299 EVENING, EVERYBODY. 92 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:27,401 NORM! NORM! 93 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,169 WHAT'S SHAKING, NORM? 94 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,939 ALL FOUR CHEEKS AND A COUPLE OF CHINS. 95 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,945 WHAT WILL IT BE? 96 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,079 I'LL TAKE A PITCHER. 97 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:41,449 HOW ABOUT YOU, GEORGE? 98 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,751 WHO'S YOUR FUNNY FRIEND HERE? 99 00:04:43,751 --> 00:04:46,019 OH, SORRY. CLIFF CLAVIN, GEORGE FOLEY. 100 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,788 PLEASURE. 101 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:49,690 WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER DOWN AT UNEMPLOYMENT. 102 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:52,460 WHAT LINE OF WORK YOU OUT OF NOW, GEORGE? 103 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,861 I WAS A TREE SURGEON. 104 00:04:53,861 --> 00:04:54,895 I HAD TO QUIT 105 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,864 BECAUSE I FAINTED AT SIGHT THE OF SAP. 106 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,935 IN FACT, I'M GETTING A LITTLE WOOZY RIGHT NOW. 107 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,574 YEAH, VERY HUMOROUS, HUH? 108 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,409 HEY, NORM, HEARD A GREAT JOKE 109 00:05:08,409 --> 00:05:10,043 DOWN BY THE SORTING MACHINE-- 110 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:12,513 CAN THIS WAIT? GEORGE CLAIMS HE CAN RUN THE TABLE ON ME 111 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:14,415 BEFORE I GET MY CUE STICK CHALKED. 112 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,417 PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS, BIG GUY. 113 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,386 I TRIED IT ONCE, BUT THE BILLS GOT SOGGY. 114 00:05:19,553 --> 00:05:22,723 I LIKE THAT GUY, CLIFF. HE'S FUNNY. 115 00:05:22,723 --> 00:05:25,158 COACH, THE REST OF US ARE LAUGHING OUT OF PITY 116 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,361 AT THE MAN'S UGLINESS. 117 00:05:28,629 --> 00:05:30,564 HE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THOSE GROTESQUE CREATURES 118 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,865 YOU MIGHT FIND IN A CAVE 119 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:34,768 20 MILES BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE SEA. 120 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:39,773 COME TO THINK OF IT, HE DIDN'T SAY WHERE HE WAS FROM. 121 00:05:39,773 --> 00:05:41,675 YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT WORKING HERE? 122 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,377 I KNOW WHAT I HATE ABOUT WORKING HERE, 123 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,279 BUT IT COULDN'T BE THE SAME THING. 124 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,650 COACH, 2 VODKA ROCKS. 2 VODKA ROCKS. 125 00:05:49,650 --> 00:05:51,184 WE NEVER GET THE HOLIDAYS OFF. 126 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,454 IT'S GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY WEEKEND, 127 00:05:53,454 --> 00:05:55,122 AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK HERE. 128 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,457 SAM WON'T. 129 00:05:56,457 --> 00:05:59,326 THIS IS WHEN HE GOES AWAY ON HIS SKI TRIP. 130 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,395 WHAT SKI TRIP? 131 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:03,631 HE AND HIS BASEBALL CRONIES GO UP TO VERMONT 132 00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,399 THE SAME WEEK EVERY YEAR. 133 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,834 THEY RENT A CHALET, 134 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:09,369 GO SKIING, AND MELT A FEW SNOW BUNNIES. 135 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,739 BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS. 136 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:14,742 OF COURSE, HE WON'T DO IT THIS YEAR. 137 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:16,844 WHY NOT? 138 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:20,113 BECAUSE HE'S INVOLVED WITH ME NOW, CARLA. 139 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,515 I KNOW, 140 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,184 BUT I STILL BELIEVE IN THE OLD SAM MALONE. 141 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:28,489 I SAY HE'S STILL GOT SOME HAIR ON HIS BUTT. 142 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,730 PERHAPS, CARLA, YOUR DESPERATE OBSERVATIONS 143 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,066 ACCURATELY REFLECT THE RELATIONSHIP 144 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:43,370 BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN IN THE DEMIMONDE YOU INHABIT, 145 00:06:43,370 --> 00:06:44,905 BUT, FOR THOSE OF US WHO NO LONGER 146 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,708 SCRAPE OUR KNUCKLES ON THE GROUND WHEN WE WALK... 147 00:06:49,477 --> 00:06:52,345 YOUR VIEWS ARE INCREDIBLY PRIMITIVE. 148 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,948 SAYS YOU. 149 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:01,254 OH, SAM, LISTEN... 150 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:04,492 SAM, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 151 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:05,959 OH... 152 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:06,860 I JUST GOT A CALL 153 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,196 FROM MY AUNT ALICE THIS AFTERNOON. 154 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:12,065 UNCLE NATHAN DIED YESTERDAY. 155 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:17,471 OH. I'M SO SORRY. 156 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:19,940 WHAT A SHAME, SAM. WAS HE SICK LONG? 157 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,675 NO, COACH. 158 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:23,744 HE WAS HIT BY A BUS. 159 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,113 WELL, THAT'S COMFORTING. 160 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:30,450 HONEY, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 161 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,852 I'VE GOT TO GO TO VERMONT. 162 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,587 THE FUNERAL'S UP THERE. 163 00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:39,359 DID YOU SAY VERMONT? 164 00:07:39,359 --> 00:07:40,594 YEAH. 165 00:07:40,594 --> 00:07:42,763 MY CONDOLENCES IN YOUR TIME OF SORROW. 166 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,331 OH, THANK YOU, CARLA. 167 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,900 I WAS TALKING TO DIANE. 168 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:52,039 WHERE IN VERMONT? 169 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,174 UH...STOWE. 170 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:55,643 STOWE. 171 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,678 ISN'T THAT A SKI RESORT? 172 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:00,480 I THINK THERE IS ONE NEARBY THERE. YEAH. 173 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,150 I GOT TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. 174 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,953 I'M GOING TO BE GONE A COUPLE OF DAYS, HONEY. 175 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,856 OH, THIS WHOLE THING-- I DON'T KNOW. 176 00:08:08,856 --> 00:08:12,626 SAM, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN VERY CLOSE WITH YOUR UNCLE. 177 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:14,361 OH, YEAH. VERY, VERY CLOSE. 178 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,096 WELL, I THINK I SHOULD COME ALONG. 179 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,031 I SHOULD BE WITH YOU AT A TIME LIKE THIS. 180 00:08:18,031 --> 00:08:21,835 NO, NO. I THINK IT WOULD BE TOO DEPRESSING FOR YOU. 181 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,337 ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE STAYING IN MY AUNT'S HOUSE. 182 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,075 SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN UNMARRIED COUPLES SLEEPING TOGETHER. 183 00:08:28,075 --> 00:08:31,411 WE DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP TOGETHER. 184 00:08:31,411 --> 00:08:33,814 WHY WOULD YOU BE COMING THEN? 185 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,454 TO SUPPORT YOU EMOTIONALLY THROUGH THIS TRAGEDY. 186 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,489 OH, THAT. 187 00:08:42,489 --> 00:08:44,057 YOU ARE SO SWEET. 188 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:47,561 I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 189 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,666 OH, COACH. 190 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,001 YEAH, HONEY. 191 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,170 SAM SAYS HIS UNCLE NATHAN UP IN VERMONT 192 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,438 JUST DIED. 193 00:08:58,438 --> 00:09:00,641 YEP, HE SURE DID. 194 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,209 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT? 195 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,276 OF COURSE. 196 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:04,945 THEY WOULDN'T MAKE FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS 197 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:08,048 IF THE MAN WASN'T DEAD. 198 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:11,518 I THINK THEY GOT A TEST FOR THAT. 199 00:09:11,518 --> 00:09:12,786 HEY, COACH, COME ON. 200 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:14,722 WHY DON'T YOU TELL DIANE THE TRUTH? 201 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,324 THERE IS NO UNCLE NATHAN. 202 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:22,195 WELL, RIGHT, SAM'S ACCEPTED IT, SO WE ALL HAVE TO. 203 00:09:24,732 --> 00:09:27,367 THAT GUY IS GOOD. 204 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,803 MADE ME LOOK LIKE A BIG DOPE OUT THERE, CLIFFY. 205 00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:32,640 OH, YEAH? WHAT DID HE DO, TURN THE LIGHTS ON? 206 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,208 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 207 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:38,478 NOTHING. LET ME TELL YOU THAT GREAT STORY-- 208 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,180 UH, NORM, 209 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,182 WE GOT TO GET GOING OR WE'RE GONNA CATCH THE OPENING FACE-OFF. 210 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:44,417 RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO THE ISLANDERS GAME. 211 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,987 GEORGE HAS BRUINS SEASON TICKETS. 212 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,789 OH, YEAH? RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE, HUH? 213 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,057 I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A GOOD TIME. 214 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,725 YOU GOT PLENTY TO LAUGH ABOUT, RIGHT? 215 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,060 NICE TO MEET YOU. 216 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,995 YEAH, I HOPE YOU CATCH A PUCK... 217 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:58,465 RIGHT IN YOUR CLAVIN. 218 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,133 OK, HONEY. 219 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:03,270 I'LL CALL YOU IN A COUPLE DAYS, OK? 220 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,273 PLEASE CONVEY MY SYMPATHY TO YOUR AUNT. 221 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,207 OH, I WILL. 222 00:10:07,207 --> 00:10:08,408 THANK YOU. THAT'S VERY SWEET. 223 00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:09,710 OK. BYE-BYE. 224 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:11,378 OH, SAM. 225 00:10:11,378 --> 00:10:12,746 YEAH? 226 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,848 HOW LONG WERE YOUR AUNT 227 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,084 AND UNCLE NATHAN MARRIED? 228 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:17,885 HOW LONG? 229 00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:20,754 UH...50, 40, 50 YEARS. 230 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,422 I DON'T KNOW. 231 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,057 MY, MY. 232 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:25,592 MUST BE VERY HARD ON HER. 233 00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:27,928 OH, YEAH. OH, JUST IMAGINE. 234 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,663 OK, I'M OFF NOW. 235 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,665 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SECRET 236 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,934 OF A LONG-LASTING RELATIONSHIP IS? 237 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,936 UH, NO, I DON'T. 238 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,906 I'LL THINK ABOUT IT AS I DRIVE ALONG, OK? 239 00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:40,240 IT'S HONESTY, SAM. 240 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,077 ONCE HONESTY LEAVES A RELATIONSHIP, 241 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,914 THE RELATIONSHIP IS OVER, FINISHED, EMPTY. 242 00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:51,118 FOR EXAMPLE, IF ONE OF US WERE TO LIE TO THE OTHER NOW, 243 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:55,222 IT WOULD BE A CRIME OF THE SOUL, A DEATH OF THE SPIRIT. 244 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,558 OUR LIVES WOULD BE DIMINISHED BEYOND REDEMPTION. 245 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:04,331 DIANE, THIS IS NOT ONE OF THE WORLD'S GREAT GOOD-BYES HERE. 246 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,499 OF COURSE. YOU BETTER GO. 247 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,968 BE CAREFUL, HUH? 248 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,770 THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A LOT OF SKIERS ON THE ROAD. 249 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,705 YOU KNOW HOW CARELESS AND INSENSITIVE 250 00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:14,407 PEOPLE ON THEIR WAY TO A SKI WEEKEND CAN BE. 251 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,209 OK. OK. 252 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:26,219 YOU'RE HANGING BY YOUR FINGERNAILS, HONEY. 253 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,358 HE'LL BE BACK BEFORE LAST CALL TONIGHT. 254 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,793 HA HA HA! 255 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,327 YOU DON'T BELIEVE HER EITHER, HUH, COACH? 256 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,064 HA HA HA! 257 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:40,400 NO, CARLA. I GOT FEATHERS IN MY SHOES. 258 00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,104 I DON'T KNOW HOW A CHICKEN 259 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,439 KEEPS A STRAIGHT FACE. 260 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:01,621 COACH, I NEED A DRAFT. 261 00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,690 ONE DRAFT COMING UP. 262 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:05,492 OH, CAREFUL. 263 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:06,693 REMEMBER THE RECORD, COACH. 264 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:09,162 CARLA, THE RECORD'S IN THE BAG. 265 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,998 I GOT LESS THAN FOUR HOURS 266 00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:13,000 AND FIVE GLASSES TO GO. 267 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,734 YEAH, DON'T GET COCKY. 268 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,336 CARLA, I CAN'T LOSE. 269 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,372 I'VE NEVER BROKEN FIVE GLASSES IN FOUR HOURS IN MY LIFE. 270 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,540 HERE, WATCH THIS. 271 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,175 [GLASS BREAKS] 272 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,246 COACH, YOU SWEPT OUT THE FEATHERS. 273 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,782 CARLA, FEATHERS ARE FOR CHICKENS. 274 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:29,783 HERE. 275 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:31,284 [GLASS BREAKS] 276 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,886 ALL RIGHT, YOU MADE YOUR POINT. 277 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,187 I MADE MY POINT, CARLA? 278 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,355 WATCH THIS. 279 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,091 [GLASS BREAKS] 280 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,759 WHOOPS. 281 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,662 COACH, YOU KNOW YOU'RE ONLY TWO AWAY NOW. 282 00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,800 TWO AWAY, CARLA? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF TWO AWAY? 283 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,904 WHAT? SCARES THE HELL OUT OF ME. 284 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:53,440 HEY COACH, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME ANOTHER DRINK? 285 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,077 OK, CLIFFO. 286 00:12:57,077 --> 00:13:01,514 SO WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, DROOPY DRAWERS? 287 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,783 YOU'VE BEEN MOPING AROUND HERE ALL NIGHT 288 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,752 LIKE A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL GIRL 289 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,855 THAT BROKE UP WITH HER STEADY. 290 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,057 I'M NOT MOPING, CARLA. I'M NOT MOPING. 291 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,026 THIS HAS BEEN A LITTLE QUIET TIME BY MYSELF. 292 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,594 THAT'S WHAT A MAN IS-- 293 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,164 SOLITARY, STRONG, INDEPENDENT. 294 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:19,699 EVER HEAR OF THE LONE WOLF, CARLA? 295 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,936 LONE WOLF, C'EST MOI. 296 00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,705 A MAN ALONE NEEDING ON ONE. 297 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,941 I TOUCH NO ONE, AND NO ONE TOUCHES ME. 298 00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:31,544 I'M A ROCK. I'M AN ISLAND. 299 00:13:34,381 --> 00:13:36,049 EVENING, EVERYBODY. 300 00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,685 NORM! NORM! 301 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,686 BEER, NORMIE? 302 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:40,954 UH, COACH, I DON'T KNOW. 303 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:42,622 I HAD ONE THIS WEEK. 304 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,825 WHAT THE HECK, I'M YOUNG. 305 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,060 SO, WHO WON THE HOCKEY GAME? 306 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,695 BRUINS, 8-7 IN OVERTIME. 307 00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,065 OOH, A REAL YAWNER, HUH? 308 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,567 SO, UH, WHERE'S RUDY KAZOODY? 309 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568 GEORGE? 310 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,803 YEAH. 311 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,271 THAT GUY TURNED OUT TO BE A REAL JERK. 312 00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,473 HE SAW SOME FRIENDS OF HIS AT THE GAME, RIGHT? 313 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,642 END OF THE FIRST PERIOD, HE GOES AND SITS WITH THEM, 314 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,810 LEAVES ME THERE. 315 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,812 WELL, THAT HAPPENS, NORM. 316 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,747 YOU KNOW, FRIEND TURNS AGAINST FRIEND. 317 00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,918 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 318 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,319 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE SHOOT SOME POOL? 319 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:16,389 WHAT? YOU WANT TO SHOOT POOL WITH ME? 320 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,590 HEY, EVERYBODY, 321 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,527 NORM'S ASKED ME TO SHOOT POOL WITH HIM. 322 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,996 DO I HAVE TIME TO GET DOWN ON MY KNEES 323 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,231 AND THANK THE VERY GOD I PRAY TO 324 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,966 THAT YOU HAVE SELECTED ME? 325 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:29,436 OK, BUT HURRY. I DON'T HAVE... 326 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:31,838 NORM, I JUST HOPE THAT I CAN BE AS DELIGHTFUL 327 00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:32,973 AND EFFERVESCENT A COMPANION 328 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:34,874 AS YOU'RE USED TO. 329 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:38,045 OK, THIS IS, LIKE, SARCASM, RIGHT? 330 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:41,314 YEAH, YOU'RE A REAL TACK, NORM. 331 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,353 CLIFFIE, I UNDERSTAND HOW YOU FEEL. 332 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,754 YOU'RE NOT SECOND BEST, PAL. 333 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,990 YOU'RE ACES. 334 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,024 ALL RIGHT. 335 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,792 CLIFF, I'D BE HONORED 336 00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,594 IF YOU'D SHOOT SOME POOL WITH ME, ALL RIGHT? 337 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:57,097 COME ON. REALLY. 338 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:59,899 WELL...YEAH, ALL RIGHT-- 339 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,701 HEY, NORM, WHERE WERE YOU? 340 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:03,570 GEORGIE, MY MAN! 341 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,772 I LOOKED ALL OVER THE GARDEN FOR YOU. 342 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:07,474 ALL RIGHT, GO BRUINS. 343 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:08,508 YAY! 344 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,642 BOOF! BOOF! BOOF! 345 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,511 THE CROWDER BROTHERS! BAM! 346 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,180 COME ON, LET'S GO GET A BURGER. 347 00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,214 I KNOW WHERE THEY'RE THE BEST IN TOWN. 348 00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,349 ALL RIGHT. SCARF CITY. 349 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,417 OHH. 350 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,454 UH, GEORGE... 351 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,090 ON SECOND THOUGHT, I DON'T THINK I'LL GO. 352 00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:25,392 YOU SURE? YEAH, I'M NOT TOO... 353 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,961 OK. NORM, WHATEVER YOU SAY. I'LL GO ALONE. 354 00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:31,431 BEST BURGERS IN TOWN YOU SAY, HUH? 355 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,865 ABSOLUTELY. 356 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,567 BOY, I'D LOVE A GOOD BURGER. 357 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,069 GLAD TO HEAR IT. 358 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,841 YOU WERE GOING TO GO WITH HIM, WEREN'T YOU? 359 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,643 WITH THAT JERK? 360 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:47,247 I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET HIS HOPES UP THERE. 361 00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:51,251 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO BACK THERE SHOOT SOME STICK? 362 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:54,287 ALL RIGHT, ONLY IF YOU DO THAT TRICK 363 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,922 WHERE YOU JAM THE CUES UP YOUR NOSTRILS 364 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,257 AND MAKE LIKE A WALRUS. 365 00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,192 OH, RIGHT. I GOT A NEW TWIST ON IT. 366 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,760 I GET THE FAT ENDS IN THERE NOW. 367 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,296 OH, HO, OK. 368 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:09,436 THE FAT END YOU SAY, HUH? 369 00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,171 GEE, WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF OLIVES. 370 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:12,605 I WONDER IF SAM ORDERED ANY. 371 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:15,708 GEE, COACH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK HIM? 372 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:21,781 WHY, WHERE'S SAM? 373 00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,250 WELL, I THOUGHT THAT YOU SAID 374 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,053 SAM WAS COMING TONIGHT, DIANE. 375 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,587 HE IS, CARLA. 376 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,922 HE'S PROBABLY JUST COMING AROUND THE CORNER, 377 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,759 RIGHT DOWN THE STAIRS AT THIS MOMENT. 378 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,128 THEN I SHOULD HURRY RIGHT OVER THERE AND GREET HIM, 379 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:38,165 OPEN THE DOOR FOR MY BOSS ON HIS RETURN. 380 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,666 HELLO THERE, SAM! 381 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,000 HI, CARLA. 382 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:49,709 SKI WEEKEND, RIGHT? HUH? 383 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,311 WHAT? 384 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,912 COME ON, I WAS THREE MILES AWAY FROM MY AUNT'S HOUSE, 385 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,314 THREE MILES, 386 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:56,549 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT CAME TO ME. 387 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,151 SKI WEEKEND, HUH? AM I RIGHT? 388 00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,819 SORRY, SAM, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. 389 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,088 WHAT SKI WEEKEND? 390 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:03,356 OH, COME ON, SOMEBODY PROBABLY TOLD YOU 391 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:07,026 THAT I USED TO GO SKIING WITH MY BUDDIES ON THIS WEEKEND. 392 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,196 NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, 393 00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,997 I BELIEVE CARLA SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 394 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:13,032 I KNEW IT. I KNEW IT! 395 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,168 TWO DRAFTS. 396 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:17,404 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, BECAUSE OF THAT, 397 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:21,074 YOU DECIDE THAT I'M LYING ABOUT MY UNCLE NATHAN. 398 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,509 WELL, FOR A MOMENT THERE, 399 00:17:22,509 --> 00:17:24,677 I WAS A TRIFLE SUSPICIOUS. 400 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,647 THAT IS TOTALLY, TOTALLY SILLY, HONEY. 401 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,717 THAT SKI WEEKEND IS PART OF MY PAST. 402 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,185 HEY, COME ON, 403 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:34,020 WHAT KIND OF GUY WITH A SWELL CHICK LIKE YOURSELF 404 00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,655 WOULD GO FOOL AROUND? 405 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,990 ANYWAY, EVEN WHEN I WAS ON THAT SKI WEEKEND, 406 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,959 I DIDN'T FOOL AROUND THAT MUCH. 407 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,528 SO EVEN IF I WERE, 408 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,530 I WOULDN'T BE DOING IT AS MUCH AS YOU THINK. 409 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,132 AND I'M NOT, SO IT'S EVEN LESS... 410 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,267 OR NONE. 411 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:50,670 SO...YOU FEEL OK NOW? 412 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,172 I WAS NEVER NOT OK. 413 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,141 YOU WEREN'T? GREAT. GREAT. 414 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,344 BOY, WHAT A SILLY MISUNDERSTANDING THIS WAS. 415 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,145 SAM. 416 00:17:58,145 --> 00:17:59,379 WHAT? 417 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,249 THERE WAS NEVER A MISUNDERSTANDING. 418 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,252 I KNEW THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TIME. 419 00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,520 WELL, THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 420 00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,788 WELL, I'M OFF AGAIN. 421 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,390 OK. 422 00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,459 IF YOU WERE GOING TO LIE ABOUT THIS WEEKEND, 423 00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,594 YOU CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING 424 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:18,698 A LOT SMARTER THAN THIS UNCLE'S FUNERAL THING. 425 00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,336 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 426 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,538 I COULD CHECK ON IT IN A MINUTE. 427 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:28,308 ALL I HAVE TO DO IS CALL UP THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER 428 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:32,712 AND ASK THEM TO CHECK ON THEIR DEATH NOTICES FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS. 429 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:36,649 OH, YEAH, OF COURSE. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 430 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,285 OK, WELL, I GOT TO SKEDADDLE. 431 00:18:38,285 --> 00:18:40,620 I GOT A FUNERAL WAITING FOR ME. 432 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,956 DON'T WE ALL? 433 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,793 WELL, SLATS, YOU BLEW IT AGAIN. 434 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,461 THIS TIME HE'S GONE. 435 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,630 HE'LL BE BACK WITHIN THE HOUR. 436 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,746 DAMN TROPICAL DRINKS. 437 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:09,282 GEE, COACH, IT'S TOO BAD ABOUT THE RECORD. 438 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:11,984 WE WERE REALLY PULLING FOR YOU, COACH. 439 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,853 YEAH, AND I CAME SO CLOSE, 440 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,955 BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, EVERYBODY. 441 00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,291 I STILL GOT A PERSONAL RECORD I'M VERY PROUD OF. 442 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,826 WHAT'S THAT? 443 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:22,895 11 CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT STARTING A MAJOR FIRE. 444 00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:36,476 DIANE... 445 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:38,678 IT'S ALMOST CLOSING TIME. 446 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,480 YOU SAID THAT SAM WOULD BE BACK 447 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,816 BEFORE CLOSING TIME. 448 00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:45,385 DAMN! 449 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:50,923 OK, LET'S YOU AND ME STOP PLAYING GAMES, HUH? 450 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,926 ALMS, ALMS FOR THE DINK. 451 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,497 POOR DEVIL. 452 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:00,132 HEY, WOULD YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE, ALL OF YOU? 453 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,835 YOU KNOW, I WAS ALMOST ALL THE WAY UP THERE THIS TIME 454 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,036 BEFORE IT HIT ME-- 455 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,505 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 456 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:06,806 I KNOW IT. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 457 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,108 I THINK THAT IS ROTTEN, REALLY ROTTEN. 458 00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:10,377 OHH! 459 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,144 SAM, I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU LIKE THIS. 460 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,346 YOU'RE ACTING CRAZY. 461 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,981 AND IT'S SO LATE NOW, 462 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,850 YOU'RE EVEN GOING TO MISS YOUR UNCLE'S FUNERAL TOMORROW. 463 00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:20,186 JUST TELL ME DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ENJOY A FUNERAL 464 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,655 WHEN YOU'RE MAKING ME NUTS LIKE THIS? 465 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,594 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 466 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,761 LIKE HELL YOU DON'T. 467 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,697 EVERY TIME I WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR, 468 00:20:30,697 --> 00:20:32,499 YOU SAY SOME LITTLE THING TO MAKE ME DRIVE ALL THE WAY BACK DOWN. 469 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,166 I'VE BEEN ON THAT ROAD SO MANY TIMES 470 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,738 THEY'VE CHANGED THE SIGN TO "WELCOME TO VERMONT, SAM." 471 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,474 WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF? 472 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:42,542 I'M ACCUSING YOU 473 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,910 OF ACCUSING ME OF BEING A LIAR. 474 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,513 I MEAN, ALL THAT CRAP ABOUT CALLING THE NEWSPAPER, 475 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,681 YOU JUST SAID THAT TO GET ME CRAZY, HUH? 476 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,051 YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT YOU WOULDN'T MAKE THAT CALL, 477 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,321 WOULD YOU? 478 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:57,023 WOULD YOU? 479 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,360 YOU DID IT! 480 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,628 OH, GOD, YOU CALLED THEM! 481 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:02,795 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 482 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,364 NOW, YOU KNOW THERE'S NO FUNERAL. 483 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,998 THERE'S NO NATHAN MALONE. 484 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,300 WHAT A STUPID NAME, NATHAN. 485 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,901 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID NATHAN! 486 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,170 SAM. 487 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:12,171 SAM. 488 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,239 WHAT? 489 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,874 I DIDN'T CALL. 490 00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:15,975 YOU DIDN'T? 491 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:16,976 NO. 492 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,713 WELL, THEN, I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 493 00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,051 NO ARGUMENT THERE. 494 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,419 OK, HA! 495 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,555 OK, OK, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, 496 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,358 I BETTER TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 497 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,192 THAT WOULD BE NICE. 498 00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:37,397 DIANE...I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT. 499 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,703 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 500 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:47,907 I'M ON A TOP SECRET MISSION FOR MY COUNTRY. 501 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,709 YOU ARE AN IDIOT. 502 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,978 NO, NO, THAT'S JUST MY COVER. 503 00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:57,016 WELL, COME ON, YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING GAMES WITH ME ALL DAY, TOO. 504 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,018 YOU'RE RIGHT. DON'T YOU THINK YOU DESERVE IT? 505 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:01,821 DESERVE IT? YOU KNOW, YOU'RE TALKING TO ME 506 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:04,357 LIKE A MOTHER TALKS TO HER CHILD. 507 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,426 DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE A CHILD? 508 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:09,161 DON'T USE THAT TONE OF VOICE ON ME. I HATE THAT. DON'T. 509 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,530 WHAT TONE IS THAT, SAM? 510 00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:11,831 THAT ONE RIGHT THERE! 511 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:12,965 I HATE IT! 512 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:17,103 OK, FINE. 513 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,938 HERE'S A DIFFERENT TONE. 514 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,974 YOU, SLIME! WHAT? 515 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:24,377 HOW DARE YOU LIE TO ME LIKE THAT! 516 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,512 I HAD TO LIE TO YOU. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 517 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:27,847 YOU MADE ME LIE TO YOU. 518 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,649 OH, OH. 519 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,950 OK, ALL RIGHT, JUST TELL ME, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE SAID 520 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,019 IF I CAME UP AND SAID, "HONEY, I WANT TO GO 521 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,623 ON A SEMI-HARMLESS SKI WEEKEND WITH MY BUDDIES"? 522 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,825 THAT'S IT. I'VE HAD ENOUGH. 523 00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,326 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO. 524 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:42,161 I JUST DON'T WANT TO HAVE LOOK 525 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,731 AT YOUR BIG FLABBY FACE ANYMORE. 526 00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,033 YOU CAN FOOL AROUND WITH EVERY WOMAN IN VERMONT. 527 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,501 I DON'T CARE. 528 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,937 IS THAT A FACT? WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, 529 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,172 THAT'S EXACTLY, EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. 530 00:22:53,172 --> 00:22:54,674 I'M GOING ON MY SKI WEEKEND 531 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,909 AND I'M GONNA HAVE EVERY GIRL IN VERMONT, 532 00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,645 EVEN THE BOWSERS. 533 00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,714 GO, BY ALL MEANS, GO. 534 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,683 HAVE ALL NEW ENGLAND FOR ALL I CARE. 535 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,652 MAYBE I'LL JUST DO THAT. 536 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,487 JUST MULL THIS OVER 537 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,789 ON YOUR RIDE UP TO PARADISE. 538 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:15,161 THERE HAPPENS TO BE A CERTAIN BOX BOY AT MY MARKET. 539 00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:21,501 A SINEWY YOUTH WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO CARRY MY BAGS, 540 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,503 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 541 00:23:23,503 --> 00:23:27,373 PERHAPS, JUST PERHAPS, I'LL GO THERE TOMORROW 542 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:30,409 AND NOT DEMUR AT HIS SUBTLE, 543 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:34,213 YET, OH, SO UNEQUIVOCAL ADVANCES. 544 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:35,347 HA HA! 545 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,149 YEAH, YOU DO THAT, DIANE, 546 00:23:37,149 --> 00:23:39,786 AND I'LL TRY REAL HARD TO GIVE A DAMN. 547 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,394 HOLY MACKEREL. 548 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,897 I FORGOT TO ASK HIM ABOUT THE OLIVES. 549 00:23:50,897 --> 00:23:53,332 DON'T WORRY, HE'LL BE BACK IN 10 MINUTES. 550 00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,101 I SAY FIVE, CARLA. 551 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:57,036 MAYBE EVEN SOONER. 552 00:23:58,805 --> 00:23:59,939 A BOX BOY?